Five Days (AKA Five Nights), by Eric Hatch

November 22nd, 2009

In the 1951 reference book, American Novelists of Today, it says of Eric Hatch, “He writes entertaining popular novels which are enlivened by a pleasant vein of humor and by light, satirical characterizations.” This is a polite academic way of saying, “Eric Hatch writes screwball comedies.”
Cover of 1948 Bantam paperback edition of 'Five Days'
Screwball comedies such as “Bringing Up Baby” and “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” were staples of Hollywood film-making in the 1930s and 1940s and a few are now considered among the finest examples of the art. The situations of screwball comedies were usually ridiculous–mistaken identities, cross-dressing, assumed crimes (the same sort of things that worked for Aristophanes and Shakespeare)–but there is one constant: silly idle rich people.

Well, this is exactly the same raw material Eric Hatch mined in nearly 20 novels written between 1928 and the early 1970s–most of them in the first twenty years of that time. It’s no coincidence that the one novel for which Hatch is likely to be remembered today–My Man Godfrey–was made into one of the greatest of all Hollywood screwball comedies. Five Days (later retitled Five Nights when issued as a Bantam paperback in 1948, mainly to play up the sex angle) is a perfect example.

As the book opens, Beadleston Preece, known in the papers as the “Millionaire Sportsman”, sits dejected on the terrace of his Long Island mansion as night falls. The auctioneers’ men haved just hauled off all his belongings. For reasons he little comprehends, his fortune, so his broker tells him, has evaporated in the stock market and he is now penniless. He begins to think his only recourse is to go up to his bedroom and hang himself when he turns to find a man holding a gun on him.

He turns out to be a burglar all set to rob the house. Preece breaks the bad news to him and soon Swazey (Lionel Stander, if Hollywood had gotten around to filming this) is commiserating alongside. “Say,” Swazey interjects, “did you beat up dis guy what lost your chink for you?” And soon, thanks to Swazey’s immoral leadership, the two are sneaking onto the stock broker’s estate and stealing his fifty-foot yacht.

Over the course of the next five days (or nights, depending on which edition you’re reading), Preece and Swazey manage to accumulate a small band of fellow runaways, including an Episcopalian bishop, a debutante, a girl from the Jersey waterfront, and the unhappy husband of patent-medicine heiress. Their ramblings around Long Island and New York City waters takes them to such fixtures of East Coast society as the Harvard-Yale Regatta and a lavish dinner dance in Newport. And there a few more crimes, such as a break-in at a fancy Newport dress shop, all pulled off with the lightest of excuses and consciences, and lots of hot and cold running booze.

As I read Five Days, I kept picturing the unmade film version. Preece would have to be played by someone with the right touch of naivete–Joel McCrea, probably. Mary from Jersey would have to be young and a bit street-smart–Ginger Roger would be too old, Betty Hutton too young. Bishop Hartley would have to someone with a nice balance of propriety and mischief–Edward Everett Horton, maybe. Lewis Stone, probably not–not mischievous enough.

Eric Hatch, author of 'Five Days'

“Move over, Wodehouse! Make room for Eric Hatch,” wrote a reviewer of one of Eric Hatch’s early novels, and there’s a lot of truth in that statement. P. G. Wodehouse’s reputation is now well-fixed in the literary firmament, despite the utterly frivolous nature of all his work and that bit of unpleasantness during his time in Nazi-occupied France. Yet one can easily argue that much of Hatch’s work shares the same characteristics that have enabled Wodehouse’s work to survive the test of time. The classic Wodehouse novel sits somewhere in the ambiguous zone between the end of the Great War and the start of the Great Depression. Hatch’s period sites about a decade or so later, between the end of Prohibition and the introduction of television. Both build on a solid bedrock of silly, idle, but fundamentally good-natured and tolerant rich people and working class characters with rough exteriors and hearts of gold.

Hatch’s characters aren’t quite as prim as Wodehouse’s. They drink and smoke and break a law or two along the way. And I can’t imagine a Wodehouse woman muttering “Itch-bay” to a shrewish wife, as one of Hatch’s does. But Hatch’s novels have the same sense of being fixed in a particular period while managing to seem timeless, and I have to say I did actually find myself chuckling at a number of points throughout the book. If things in the world were just, which they aren’t, we would see Five Days, Road Show, and Little Darling sitting a few feet down the shelves from The Inimitable Jeeves. But if the rest of the world can’t manage to figure this out, that won’t keep me from giving a few more of Eric Hatch’s novels a try.


Five Days, by Eric Hatch
Boston: Little, Brown and Company, 1933

3 Responses to “Five Days (AKA Five Nights), by Eric Hatch”

  1. Eric K. Hatch Says:

    Five Days is my favorite of my dad’s novels. If you wanted to get all literary, it’s a bildungsroman, a novel of character development, as Beadleston Preece experiences the world (well, sort of — it’s a pretty limited world, but he does experience it!) and grows up. My dad would have scoffed at such pretensions. But I like the book not for literary reasons, but because it’s a fun tale with a lot of mixed-up characters getting into silly, socially awkward, situations. The book takes the starch out of being a gentleman, as it romps through a series of comic misfortunes and a solid romance.

    A run-away bishop, a burgler, a spoiled beauty, a tomboy, and busted-to-poor sportsman Preece make up the unlikely crew of the stolen yacht Electra, and all together they’re more fun than a barrel of martinis. Enjoy!

  2. editor Says:

    Eric–Thanks so much for your note. I’d be interested in knowing what your dad thought of his own work. Did he consider himself a competitor of Wodehouse or H. Allen Smith or Thorne Smith? Did he write with movie sales in mind?

  3. Eric K. Hatch Says:

    My dad didn’t see other writers as competitors. He admired some, didn’t like or approve of some others. He knew Thorne Smith (and wrote the screenplay for Topper), but they were never close.

    He thought of himself as a story teller, not a “literary” person. It never really dawned on him that some of his work, Godfrey in particular, was strong social criticism as well as wicked funny. He always wanted to write a “serious” book, but every time he tried, he wound up throwing it in the trash. (I actually saw him do this, more than once)>

    By the way, I own the literary rights to all his stuff, and would love to see something made of them. Godfrey got half way through being produced as a musical (book by Rupert Holmes, music by Mark Hollman), when the producers went bust. If anybody’s interested, they should contact me.

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