Mary C. McCall, Jr. (given the Junior by her mother, Mary C. McCall, as a flex against the patriarchy (her father specifically)) was a busy and well-paid writer of magazine fiction when she decided to take on a longer piece, a novel. Looking around for material, she thought of her girlhood friend, Elisabeth Morrow, whose sister Anne had recently married the most famous man in America: Charles Lindbergh. Like any newspaper reader or radio listener of the day, McCall knew that Lindbergh and his wife were subject to relentless scrutiny, but unlike most of them, she also heard from Elisabeth what it was like to be the objects of this attention.
It was, she said, like living in a goldfish bowl, exposed on all side — an analogy that got credited to Irvin S. Cobb but originally came from a story by Saki. McCall thought a good story could be built around the situation as told from the goldfishes’ perspective. To avoid simply fictionalizing Lindbergh’s tale, she took her inspiration from the loss of the US Navy submarine SS-4 in 1927. Struck accidentally by a US Coast Guard ship, the SS-4 sank off Provincetown, Massachusetts. Forty men were trapped aboard and though divers were able to locate and communicate with crewmen through tapping on the hull, all hands died before the sub could be raised.
McCall turned this tragedy into a story of heroism. After his sub is struck and sunk by a yacht, Lieutenant Scotty McClenahan comes up with the idea of ejecting the crewmen through the torpedo tubes, allowing them to make it to the surface. The catch, though, is that the last man aboard would be unable to trigger the firing of the tube. Scotty volunteers to be the one to stay behind and accepts his certain death, only to be rescued at the last moment by Navy divers.
All of this happens before the book opens. We meet Scotty as he comes to aboard the Navy destroyer after the rescue. Still groggy from oxygen deprivation and time in the bariatric chamber, he’s startled to learn that he’s become an overnight hero:
“They want romance: that’s you. Football hero, laying down his life for his brothers. Two days, trapped in a watery tomb. Raised from the dead. You’re Lazarus and Buddy Rogers all in one. You’re every mother’s dearm-kiddie. Every school teacher has fallen asleep thinking of running her fingers through your hair.”
He’s promoted to Commander, which is particularly disconcerting because Scotty had resigned his commission and was due to leave the Navy in a few weeks. His fleet’s admiral is waiting to present him with a medal. As the destroyer pulls into New York harbor, dozens of reporters and a newsreel camera crew come aboard to get his story. Tugboats shoot up waterworks. Landing at the Battery, he’s hustled into a limousine for a ticker tape parade along Broadway. The mayor presents the key to the city. He’s bundled into a tuxedo and feted as guest of honor at a banquet that night. Telegrams stream in with offers — the movies, magazines, vaudeville — but a wily publisher named Chapin talks him into signing an exclusive contract while Scotty’s head is still spinning.
Little of this would have been unfamiliar to McCall’s readers, and to be honest, little of it is told with particular originality. Where the book improves significantly is when McCall takes Scotty home to Connecticut and his longtime girlfriend, Janet. Or, to be more accurate, his longtime girl friend. For, as ardent as Scotty’s feelings may have been even before his brush with death, Janet is a young woman not ready to abandon her independence for a wedding ring. When Scotty leaves Janet’s home in the wee hours of the morning after a long and inconclusive talk, however, a reporter accosts him and asks if the two are now engaged. Still untrained at handling the press, Scotty stutters “Yes” and hurries away.
In the morning, the news is on the front page of every paper. Returning to Janet’s home to apologize for the surprise, Scotty is confronted by a woman with a stronger backbone than his:
“Can’t you see what’s the matter?… You honestly can’t see what you’ve done to me?”
“No,” said Scotty. “Here it was so late — and your mother and father –”
“Well, all I have to say to you is this,” said Janet, “if you’re afraid of anything a filthy little tabloid can say, I’m not. The newspapers own you. You’re afair of them. Well, thank God, I’m not.”
“But, Janet, you can’t — ”
“I can telephone them and tell them the truth. Tell them what you should have told that man last night, — that we’re not engaged. Let them say what they please. Let them print whatever dirty story they like. Suppose it was three o’clock when you left here. Or six o’clock. Do you suppose I care? We know what happened. You went to sleep.”
Janet sees far better than Scotty the that price of fame is a loss of control, and she is far less willing than he to surrender it: “I’m crazy about you,” she acknowledges. “But being crazy isn’t a very enviable state. My reason’s got to play some part in my marriage. I won’t be yanked around by my body.”
When Scotty returns to New York City to meet with Chapin about his plans, he finds himself attracting a fans from the moment he arrives at Grand Central Station. The moment he stops to look at the display of the book “by Commander Scott McClenahan” his ghostwriters have slapped together overnight, the press of the people begins to feel more suffocating than the oxygen-deprived atmosphere in the submarine:
They were all staring at him. Passers-by stopped. The crowd multiplied itself, as figures multiply in a dream. Scotty made for the doorway to the offices, but they were there before him. Hands on his coat — people pawing him. Some one was tearing at a button on his sleeve. He lowered his head and butted his way through. He didn’t know whether his shoving shoulders or his doubled fists hurt them. He had to get away. He dragged a few of them into the hallway.
He made a last flailing movement with his arms and heard some one fall on the marble floor. “Good!” He was grunting out the words as he ran to the elevator. “I hope he broke his God damn neck!”
Scotty does not wear the mantle of fame well. And the wealth and comforts that come from his display-case job with a gyroscope company don’t compensate for the constraints of being under the constant scrutiny and pressure to play the hero. But it’s Janet — they eventually marry — who draws the line. She wants to be able to work: “I don’t think I want to be taken care of. I don’t like asking you for clothes money and taxis — things like that. I’d like to have something of my own.” And she fears that they could never have children: “I couldn’t stand the prying and peering…. ‘Yes my dear, I saw here on the street the other day and she’s enormous. She must be seven months along.'”
McCall manufacturers an escape for Scotty and Janet that one has to say operates a little too much like the torpedo tubes on the sub: they flee in the night for a place where their names are unknown and they can start afresh as nobodies. Canada.
The artificiality of the book’s ending didn’t prevent McCall’s agent from selling the book to Little, Brown & Co. ($5,000), the serial rights to Pictorial Review ($7,500), and the film rights to Warner Brothers ($8,750), or slightly under $500,000 in today’s dollars. It was a different time indeed.
McCall had Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. in mind when she created Scotty, and Darryl Zanuck at Warner Brothers agreed he was right for the part. The script was finished in late 1931 and the production was filmed in January 1932. McCall wanted to work on the script, but Zanuck told her that the studio “never employed writers on their own work.” He also rejected the title as “too arty” and said the film would be called (spoiler alert!) It’s Tough to be Famous. The script was written by a studio veteran, Robert Lord (who, coincidentally, also wrote the screenplay of Five Star Final, featured here last year. McCall soon afterward joined Warner Brothers as a screenwriter, though, and would eventually become a three-time head of the Screenwriter’s Guild and one of the most powerful women in Hollywood until her career was derailed by the blacklist.
McCall and Fairbanks clicked when they met and had a brief affair after she arrived in Hollywood ahead of her husband. They remained good friends until McCall’s death in 1986. Sadly for all involved, It’s Tough to be Famous was released a month after Charles and Anne Morrow Lindbergh’s infant son was kidnapped; a few weeks later, his body was found and the manhunt for the killer launched with a magnitude of publicity vastly exceeding anything McCall had imagined. An above-average if not great film by the standards of its day, with a winning performance by Fairbanks, It’s Tough to Be Famous was quickly forgotten.
You can read more about Mary C. McCall, Jr. in J. E. Smyth’s recent biography, Mary C. McCall Jr.: The Rise and Fall of Hollywood’s Most Powerful Screenwriter, published by Columbia University Press.