The Goldfish Bowl by Mary C. McCall, Jr. (1932)

Cover of first edition of The Goldfish Bowl by Mary C. McCall

Mary C. McCall, Jr. (given the Junior by her mother, Mary C. McCall, as a flex against the patriarchy (her father specifically)) was a busy and well-paid writer of magazine fiction when she decided to take on a longer piece, a novel. Looking around for material, she thought of her girlhood friend, Elisabeth Morrow, whose sister Anne had recently married the most famous man in America: Charles Lindbergh. Like any newspaper reader or radio listener of the day, McCall knew that Lindbergh and his wife were subject to relentless scrutiny, but unlike most of them, she also heard from Elisabeth what it was like to be the objects of this attention.

It was, she said, like living in a goldfish bowl, exposed on all side — an analogy that got credited to Irvin S. Cobb but originally came from a story by Saki. McCall thought a good story could be built around the situation as told from the goldfishes’ perspective. To avoid simply fictionalizing Lindbergh’s tale, she took her inspiration from the loss of the US Navy submarine SS-4 in 1927. Struck accidentally by a US Coast Guard ship, the SS-4 sank off Provincetown, Massachusetts. Forty men were trapped aboard and though divers were able to locate and communicate with crewmen through tapping on the hull, all hands died before the sub could be raised.

McCall turned this tragedy into a story of heroism. After his sub is struck and sunk by a yacht, Lieutenant Scotty McClenahan comes up with the idea of ejecting the crewmen through the torpedo tubes, allowing them to make it to the surface. The catch, though, is that the last man aboard would be unable to trigger the firing of the tube. Scotty volunteers to be the one to stay behind and accepts his certain death, only to be rescued at the last moment by Navy divers.

All of this happens before the book opens. We meet Scotty as he comes to aboard the Navy destroyer after the rescue. Still groggy from oxygen deprivation and time in the bariatric chamber, he’s startled to learn that he’s become an overnight hero:

“They want romance: that’s you. Football hero, laying down his life for his brothers. Two days, trapped in a watery tomb. Raised from the dead. You’re Lazarus and Buddy Rogers all in one. You’re every mother’s dearm-kiddie. Every school teacher has fallen asleep thinking of running her fingers through your hair.”

He’s promoted to Commander, which is particularly disconcerting because Scotty had resigned his commission and was due to leave the Navy in a few weeks. His fleet’s admiral is waiting to present him with a medal. As the destroyer pulls into New York harbor, dozens of reporters and a newsreel camera crew come aboard to get his story. Tugboats shoot up waterworks. Landing at the Battery, he’s hustled into a limousine for a ticker tape parade along Broadway. The mayor presents the key to the city. He’s bundled into a tuxedo and feted as guest of honor at a banquet that night. Telegrams stream in with offers — the movies, magazines, vaudeville — but a wily publisher named Chapin talks him into signing an exclusive contract while Scotty’s head is still spinning.

Little of this would have been unfamiliar to McCall’s readers, and to be honest, little of it is told with particular originality. Where the book improves significantly is when McCall takes Scotty home to Connecticut and his longtime girlfriend, Janet. Or, to be more accurate, his longtime girl friend. For, as ardent as Scotty’s feelings may have been even before his brush with death, Janet is a young woman not ready to abandon her independence for a wedding ring. When Scotty leaves Janet’s home in the wee hours of the morning after a long and inconclusive talk, however, a reporter accosts him and asks if the two are now engaged. Still untrained at handling the press, Scotty stutters “Yes” and hurries away.

In the morning, the news is on the front page of every paper. Returning to Janet’s home to apologize for the surprise, Scotty is confronted by a woman with a stronger backbone than his:

“Can’t you see what’s the matter?… You honestly can’t see what you’ve done to me?”

“No,” said Scotty. “Here it was so late — and your mother and father –”

“Well, all I have to say to you is this,” said Janet, “if you’re afraid of anything a filthy little tabloid can say, I’m not. The newspapers own you. You’re afair of them. Well, thank God, I’m not.”

“But, Janet, you can’t — ”

“I can telephone them and tell them the truth. Tell them what you should have told that man last night, — that we’re not engaged. Let them say what they please. Let them print whatever dirty story they like. Suppose it was three o’clock when you left here. Or six o’clock. Do you suppose I care? We know what happened. You went to sleep.”

Janet sees far better than Scotty the that price of fame is a loss of control, and she is far less willing than he to surrender it: “I’m crazy about you,” she acknowledges. “But being crazy isn’t a very enviable state. My reason’s got to play some part in my marriage. I won’t be yanked around by my body.”

When Scotty returns to New York City to meet with Chapin about his plans, he finds himself attracting a fans from the moment he arrives at Grand Central Station. The moment he stops to look at the display of the book “by Commander Scott McClenahan” his ghostwriters have slapped together overnight, the press of the people begins to feel more suffocating than the oxygen-deprived atmosphere in the submarine:

They were all staring at him. Passers-by stopped. The crowd multiplied itself, as figures multiply in a dream. Scotty made for the doorway to the offices, but they were there before him. Hands on his coat — people pawing him. Some one was tearing at a button on his sleeve. He lowered his head and butted his way through. He didn’t know whether his shoving shoulders or his doubled fists hurt them. He had to get away. He dragged a few of them into the hallway.
He made a last flailing movement with his arms and heard some one fall on the marble floor. “Good!” He was grunting out the words as he ran to the elevator. “I hope he broke his God damn neck!”

Scotty does not wear the mantle of fame well. And the wealth and comforts that come from his display-case job with a gyroscope company don’t compensate for the constraints of being under the constant scrutiny and pressure to play the hero. But it’s Janet — they eventually marry — who draws the line. She wants to be able to work: “I don’t think I want to be taken care of. I don’t like asking you for clothes money and taxis — things like that. I’d like to have something of my own.” And she fears that they could never have children: “I couldn’t stand the prying and peering…. ‘Yes my dear, I saw here on the street the other day and she’s enormous. She must be seven months along.'”

McCall manufacturers an escape for Scotty and Janet that one has to say operates a little too much like the torpedo tubes on the sub: they flee in the night for a place where their names are unknown and they can start afresh as nobodies. Canada.

The artificiality of the book’s ending didn’t prevent McCall’s agent from selling the book to Little, Brown & Co. ($5,000), the serial rights to Pictorial Review ($7,500), and the film rights to Warner Brothers ($8,750), or slightly under $500,000 in today’s dollars. It was a different time indeed.

Lobby card for It's Tough to be Famous, showing Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. pulling up up crewman played by David Landau.
Lobby card for It’s Tough to be Famous

McCall had Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. in mind when she created Scotty, and Darryl Zanuck at Warner Brothers agreed he was right for the part. The script was finished in late 1931 and the production was filmed in January 1932. McCall wanted to work on the script, but Zanuck told her that the studio “never employed writers on their own work.” He also rejected the title as “too arty” and said the film would be called (spoiler alert!) It’s Tough to be Famous. The script was written by a studio veteran, Robert Lord (who, coincidentally, also wrote the screenplay of Five Star Final, featured here last year. McCall soon afterward joined Warner Brothers as a screenwriter, though, and would eventually become a three-time head of the Screenwriter’s Guild and one of the most powerful women in Hollywood until her career was derailed by the blacklist.

McCall and Fairbanks clicked when they met and had a brief affair after she arrived in Hollywood ahead of her husband. They remained good friends until McCall’s death in 1986. Sadly for all involved, It’s Tough to be Famous was released a month after Charles and Anne Morrow Lindbergh’s infant son was kidnapped; a few weeks later, his body was found and the manhunt for the killer launched with a magnitude of publicity vastly exceeding anything McCall had imagined. An above-average if not great film by the standards of its day, with a winning performance by Fairbanks, It’s Tough to Be Famous was quickly forgotten.

You can read more about Mary C. McCall, Jr. in J. E. Smyth’s recent biography, Mary C. McCall Jr.: The Rise and Fall of Hollywood’s Most Powerful Screenwriter, published by Columbia University Press.


The Goldfish Bowl, by Mary C. McCall, Jr.
Boston: Little, Brown, and Company (1932)

The Woman Accused, by Rupert Hughes et novem alii (1933)

Liberty magazine ad for its serial of The Woman Accused (and the associated Paramount movie)
Liberty magazine ad for its serial of The Woman Accused (and the associated Paramount movie)

I should start with an apology — two of them, actually. First, I apologize for not posting here for the last two months. I recently submitted the manuscript of my book, Virginia Faulkner: A Life in Two Acts, to the University of Nebraska Press, and that left me little time and energy for Neglected Books. And second, I’ll apology in advance for the fact that there will be a fair number of posts about books from the early 1930s that will probably, on average, deserve their neglect if not for their function as sources for movies from what’s known as the Pre-Code era, which has become something of a fascination for me.

I wrote about Louis Weitzenkorn’s play Five-Star Final back in September and have since accumulated several shelves full of novels and plays from this period. A fair number of source texts have become quite rare, so I’ve taken liberal advantage of Inter Library Loan to obtain others — including this monstrosity.

There may be no better evidence of the symbiotic relationship between Hollywood and the literary world of the early 1930s than The Woman Accused. The genesis of the project is lost in the files of Paramount Studios, but apparently Polan Banks, one of Paramount’s screenwriters with a few novels to his credit, concocted the idea of having a team of popular novelists of the time collaborating on a novel that would both be serialized in Liberty magazine and filmed by Paramount. Tag-team novel writing wasn’t new: no lesser worthies than Henry James and William Dean Howells had banded with ten scribes in 1907 to produce The Whole Family, whose excellence is demonstrated by the fact that this may be the first and only time you’ll ever hear about it.

The novelty of Banks’s proposal was not the collaboration of the authors but the collaboration of studio, magazine, and book publisher in the synergistic marketing of the story. Liberty would publish the individual chapters concurrent with the appearance of Paramount’s movie in cinemas around the country, and Ray Long & Richard R. Smith would collect the chapters in a book that would hit shops at the same time. Poor Mr. and Mrs. Consumer would have to make concerted efforts not to stumble into one or another of its packages.

Poster for The Woman Accused starring Nancy Carroll and Cary Grant (1933)
Poster for the Paramount film of The Woman Accused, starring Nancy Carroll and Cary Grant (1933).

As the most popular magazine of the time, it was easy for Liberty to round up nine willing writers (Polan Banks graciously offered his services). Most of them were regular contributors already, and the few who weren’t would be happy to join the Liberty team. At the time, a single feature story in Liberty could earn a writer more than the average American made in a year. By late 1932, the recruitment process was over and the writing well underway. The cast of contributors is testimony to the fickleness of literary success:

  • Rupert Hughes. Hughes was a prolific novelist, playwright, and author of magazine fiction whose strongest tie to Hollywood was through his nephew, the millionaire and budding film producer Howard Hughes. Hughes was also then in the midst of writing a well-regarded multi-volume biography of George Washington.
  • Vicki Baum. The Austrian-born Baum was riding a wave of success from her novel, Menschen im Hotel, which became a best-seller in the U.S. as Grand Hotel and, in turn, the 1932 movie of the same name that won the Oscar for best picture of the year.
  • Zane Grey. Grey had, by this time, spent decades as America’s best-selling author of Westerns (and even today his novel Riders of the Purple Sage has never been out of print).
  • Viña Delmar. Delmar was then at the height of her success, her hit novel Bad Girl having been both a popular success and the basis of a 1931 movie of the same name, which earned three Oscar nominations, including for best picture, and with several other films made from her magazine stories.
  • Irvin S. Cobb. Unless you frequent musty old bookstores, you’ve probably never seen his name before, but Cobb was then producing humorous and folksy books with titles like Speaking of Operations and Old Judge Priest (which John Ford would film the following year with Will Rogers in the title role).
  • Gertrude Atherton. California’s answer to Edith Wharton, Atherton was perhaps too prolific to help her critical reputation, but her social and historical novels had been steady sellers since the turn of the century.
  • J. P. McEvoy. McEvoy was then best-known for his Dixie Dugan novels, lightly satirical looks at show business as seen by a chorus girl and would-be starlet (modeled on Louise Brooks). (Long out of print and exceptionally rare, the Dixie Dugan trilogy was reissued earlier this year by Tough Poets Press.)
  • Ursula Parrott. Ursula Parrott already had two movie adaptations under her belt, with her 1929 best-seller, Ex-Wife, made into The Divorcee and Strangers May Kiss filmed under the same name in 1931, both starring Norma Shearer.
  • Polan Banks. Banks’s first novel, Black Ivory, was a turgid potboiler set in 18th century Louisiana, but it sold well enough to earn an invitation to come to Hollywood, where his next book, Street of Women, became a starring vehicle for Kay Francis under the same name in 1932.
  • Sophie Kerr. Although, as her Wikipedia page puts it, Kerr “is largely unknown to contemporary readers and her books are long out of print,” she had ten novels to her name by the time she was enlisted to work on this project and was a frequent contributor of magazine fiction.

In theory, The Woman Accused would have taken months to write, with each author receiving the previous chapters and adding their own, in a version of the game Consequences. In practice, it appears that Banks and Hughes came up with the outline of the story and the transition points for each chapter to ensure continuity, and all the writers churned out their chapters in a few weeks. The exercise was not much of a stretch from that of writing a typical magazine short story, which all of them were doing as many as a dozen times each year.

Churned is the operative word here. As the New York Times’s reviewer put it when the book version came out, “If a machine existed for the production of novels without the hindrance of an artist’s imagination, its work would resemble this collaboration of ten successful writers …” It’s a bit like a gourmet meal run through a blender for consumption through a straw.

Much magazine fiction of the time relied on a formula perfected decades before by the likes of O. Henry: characters recognizably based on stereotypes, a dramatic quandary, and a twist. And The Woman Accused is simply a concatenation of ten different versions of this stereotype hung upon a skeletal plot. Glenda Cromwell is a bright, beautiful, popular young woman who’s madly in love with bright, handsome, successful lawyer Jeffrey Baxter. Happiness awaits them. Unfortunately, there’s an obstacle: Glenda is a kept woman, the mistress of a powerful tycoon named Leo Young.

She decides to take the course of radical honesty and tells Jeffrey all, expecting his rejection. But Jeffrey demonstrates exception tolerance — or a uniformly low opinion of women:

She told him everything, put the worst interpretation on all her misdeeds, made crimes of her mistakes, tried to make him loathe her old self, as she herself did. This proved to him only that she was honest. He believed all women capable of sin, and most of them eager to yield to temptation.

And so, he proposes and she accepts and this book could easily have been ended by page 9. But Rupert Hughes, author of the first chapter, injects a couple of doses of plot complications and twists to keep his fiction machine cranking. They should go on a “six-day cruise to nowhere,” during which the captain — an old client — will marry them in secret (Because? O, reader, toss away your crutches of plausibility and walk!).

But then, the night before departure, Leo Young returns. He refuses to let Glenda go. Threatens to spread horrible rumors. She was once arrested (For? This is left to our imagination, or rather, to Chapter 10) and he can arrange for her records, including fingerprints, to be destroyed. He twirls the end of his moustache around his finger in malevolent glee. (Sorry, that’s Simon Legree. Hard to keep these stereotype bad guys straight.) There’s an argument, a struggle, and a shot.

Somehow, Glenda and Jeffrey make their way to the ship before the police discover the body. But wait! There’s a radiogram: Glenda is wanted for murder. Those fingerprints match the ones on the gun! The captain is told to hold Glenda until the return to port. But then someone comes up with the idea of holding a mock trial, with Glenda as defendant and Jeffery as her attorney. Several more plot twists follow, each accompanied by much creaking of machinery. Finally, a completely implausible explanation for Leo’s death is produced and Glenda and Jeffrey live happily ever after.

The ten authors should be credited with managing to achieve a consistent level of mediocrity across all ten chapters. These were writers known for their ability to produce fast-moving plots, not finely-honed prose styles or memorable characters. Viña Delmar shows slightly more flair for dialogue, Zane Grey slightly less clunkiness in his narrative. Sophie Kerr has the misfortune to be left with the chore of explaining those fingerprints, which she does in ten pages of near shaggy-dog tale telling by Glenda that serve more to achieve her word count goal than to facilitate a neat happy ending to the book.

In sum, The Woman Accused is neither a good novel or a good novelty. Nor was it entirely satisfactory as film material. Paramount gave the stories to playwright Bayard Veiller, then on contract, and he cut out a few twists and introduced some of his own. Now, the mock trial is instigated by a crony of the late Leo Young who commandeers a police boat that races out to intercept the cruise ship at sea. Which was, of course, just another day’s work for the men of the New York City Police Department Navy. Veiller tacks on a talky examination in a judge’s office on land — with Baxter once again as defense attorney — and invents a fairly shocking scene in which Baxter, played by Cary Grant, horsewhips a low-life crook, played by Jack LaRue, into confessing…well, something useful to exonerate Glenda.

Cary Grant demonstrates his ability to wield something other than his charm.

The book’s primary interest is as an artifact of the intimate links between Hollywood and the literary world of its time. Liberty proclaimed that 5,000,000 of its readers would want to see Paramount’s movie version. Paramount opened its movie not with cast or production credit but with portraits of the “Ten of the World’s Greatest Authors.” Ads for the Long & Smith book touted both film and magazine serial.


Opening credits of the Paramount film, The Woman Accused (1933).

For the authors involved, The Woman Accused, once the royalty checks were deposited, the book was probably forgotten. All continued to write. Atherton, the oldest, published eleven books before her death in 1948. Grey, the first to die, in 1939, managed to publish sixteen more as well as an equal number posthumously. Viña Delmar had the the longest career, publishing her 16th novel, McKeever, in 1976 and passing at the age of 86 in 1990. Of the several hundred books (and even more magazine stories) produced by this tentet, Zane Grey’s books have survived the best, although Ursula Parrott’s Ex-Wife has had a recent revival thanks to reissues from Faber (UK) and McNally Editions (US) and a 2023 biography by Marsha Gordon.


The Woman Accused, by Rupert Hughes, Vicki Baum, Zane Grey, Viña Delmar, Irvin S. Cobb, Gertrude Atherton, J. P. McEvoy, Ursula Parrott, Polan Banks, and Sophie Kerr
New York: Ray Long & Richard R. Smith, Inc., 1933.